Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Stormtroopers Invade the Rose Bowl Parade!

Uh-oh. You knew it had to happen. Lucas was piling up all that money from the Star Wars franchise for something, but what? A stormtrooper army to conquer the world of course! Waves of stormtrooper soldiers marched through the Rose Bowl Parade today in Pasadena, California. Sources say that some onlookers of the parade thought they heard Lucas mumbling to his troops "These weak minded fools. They thought it was all about the dvd sales. Today we shall begin construction of the real Death Star and then the galaxy shall see my true power! Movie critics shall tremble at my feet! Muhwa-ha-ha-ha!" Or maybe Lucas was just celebrating the 30th anniversary of the theatrical release of the original Star Wars. Believe what you will, but I for one feel a shift in the balance of the force. Bauer out.

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